Bobbi Kristina's BF ARRESTED Terror Behind the Wheel

Bobbi Kristina's boyfriend Nick Gordon was arrested for driving like a maniac last night ... hours after Whitney Houston's daughter totaled a Chevy Camaro in a frightening wreck of her own. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Nick was

FINALLY. Joe Jackson Suffers a Stroke !!!!!!

Joe Jackson has suffered a stroke -- and is currently being treated at a hospital Michael Jackson's father suffered a "mini-stroke" last night. He was transported to a hospital, where he's still being treated.Details surrounding the medical emergency are unclear, as well as how serious the actual stroke was

Lindsay Lohan Guzzling Two Liters Of Vodka Per Day

This GEH DEY MAD OHH

Lindsay Lohan's drinking problem has returned with a vengeance -- sources close to the actress tell TMZ, she's been boozing heavily for months now ... as much as TWO LITERS of vodka a day. According to sources,  Lindsay's become so stressed by her dire financial situation and the impending probation violation -- stemming from her PCH crash this summer -- that she's turned to alcohol for relief.We're told Lindsay -- who's struggled with substance abuse in the past and even has a DUI conviction under her belt -- would often begin drinking first thing in the morning, and continue drinking throughout the day.As for the Thursday morning NYC nightclub brawl ... we're told Lindsay was drinking all day and showed up at the Bieber concert already hammered. She continued to drink throughout the night, and got extremely sloppy. According to sources, Lindsay's friends have given up trying to help her because when she's drunk ... she tends to get violent --

Chris Brown Off the Hook in Cell Phone Snatching Case

Chris Brown will not be prosecuted for allegedly snatching a cell phone from a female clubgoer outside of a Miami nightclub back in February ... TMZ has learned. We broke the story ... a police report was filed against Brown for "robbery by sudden snatching" after he allegedly grabbed an iPhone from a woman outside Cameo nightclub and said, "Bitch, you ain't going to put that on no website."But after a thorough investigation, the Miami-Dade State Attorney tells TMZ ... "The Miami Beach Police Department and my prosecutors have reviewed all of the evidence and taken the statements of numerous witnesses, many of whom were interviewed in California, and have determined we are not taking any type of criminal action regarding the incident.""We have forwarded our findings to Los Angeles for the probation case review after conducting the same process that every criminal case in Miami-Dade County undergoes.”Officials say the rapper Tyga was interviewed as a witness in the case -- because the phone ultimately ended up in the hands of Devon Blanche -- the head of Tyga's security team. According to police, Blanche told investigators, "Brown may have taken [the phone] because Brown is known to be especially concerned that if photographs of himself with two females got out, it might cause him problems with Rihanna."Blanche's statement was made in February -- when Brown was still dating Karrueche Tran. Tyga also spoke with police ... but according to the report, he told investigators Brown DID snatch the phone from the woman. Tran also issued a statement to police during the investigation -- in which she said the woman who owned the cell phone had stuck the phone into Brown's car ... and struck Karrueche in the front of the head.  During the incident, Tran claims the woman dropped the phone in the car ... and it was eventually tossed out the window.Ultimately, prosecutors say ... it's plausible that the woman did put her phone in the car ... and that Brown simply "[removed] from the vehicle an object which didn't belong there" ... and therefore didn't break any laws. TMZ obtained video of the woman immediately after the incident, and she was clearly agitated, telling police, "He snatched my phone!" This is a big deal for Brown -- because if he WERE prosecuted, it would've triggered a probation violation for the singer in L.A., where he's still on probation for the Rihanna beating.

Rihanna & Chris Brown Reunite for Thanksgiving

This year Rihanna is thankful for Chris Brown -- at least that's the way it looked last night on Thanksgiving ... when the two were photographed partying it up at the same German nightclub.While the rest of America was stuffing its gullet with turkey and cranberry sauce, Brown and Rihanna hit up Berlin's Adagio nightclub after Brown's "Up Close and Personal" show.It's unclear what Rihanna ate for dinner to celebrate the festive occasion -- but at least this settles her white vs. dark meat debate

Chris Brown & Drake Off Scot-Free After Nightclub Brawl

Chris Brown and Drake will NOT face criminal charges stemming from their alleged involvement in a massive nightclub brawl this summer in NYC -- law enforcement sources tell TMZ, there just isn't enough evidence to move forward with the case.According to law enforcement sources, the investigation into the bottle-smashing brawl at WIP nightclub on June 14th has been concluded and no criminal charges will be filed against Chris, Drake, or any member of their entourages.There will be no further investigation.Sources close to the investigation tell us, the surveillance video in the club was useless because it was so dark and blurry -- and the interviews that were conducted by the NYPD were inconclusive.As we reported, Chris suffered injuries to his face from a flying bottle during the insanity -- a bottle that was allegedly hurled from Drake's table. Several other people were bloodied up in subsequent projectile bottle attacks, including bodyguards and random clubgoers.NBA star Tony Parker has sued the club over the incident, claiming his eye was injured as a result of the brawl. He's asking for $20 million in damages.We contacted Drake's lawyer Blair Berk who told us, "Drake was never even a suspect so it's no surprise." 

FAT CHRISTINA AGULERA and hot niki minaj

With their blonde wigs and beautiful bronzed skin, Nicki Minaj and Christina Aguilera looked like singing sisters in L.A. the other day.Question is ... Y is christtina soooooo fat

HALLEY BERRY'S BABBY DADDY ISSUED WITH 100 YARDS RESTRAINING ORDER

One day after a mildly eventful Thanksgiving at home, Halle Berry took her daughter Nahla to see Yo Gabba Gabba at the Nokia Theater in Downtown L.A.As TMZ first reported, Gabriel Aubry (Halle's baby daddy) was arrested Thanksgiving morning after a melee at Halle's house, which sent both Gabriel and Halle's fiance, Olivier Martinez, to the hospital.Aubry was seen out yesterday and clearly looked like he got the worse end of it. A judge issued an emergency protective order against the baby daddy, requiring him to stay 100 yards away from Halle, Olivier, and Nahla. All these foreign celebs if na nija now ehhhh

KStew and RPattz Feeling Thankful

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were spotted yesterday at JFK airport after reportedly spending the Thanksgiving holiday in London with Robert's family. And you thought your family dinner was awkward. Lolll############

Charlie Sheen Paid Lindsay Lohan $100K to Cover Tax Debt

Don't ever say Charlie Sheen's not the charitable type -- because he recently cut Lindsay Lohan a $100,000 check to cover the actress' six-figure tax bill ... all out of the goodness of his heart ... sources tell TMZ.Sources close to Lindsay tell us she and Charlie became close pals while on the set of "Scary Movie 5" back in September -- spending a lot of time together both on and off the set.During their bonding period, we're told Lindsay and Charlie talked about everything -- and at one point, Lindsay mentioned her ongoing tax problems.We're told Charlie offered to cut her a check then and there to get the IRS off her tail, but Lindsay refused.Fast forward to last week -- sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, Lindsay's biz manager received a check from Charlie for $100,000.We're told Lindsay was blown away by Charlie's generosity -- and immediately applied the money to her outstanding tax bill.TMZ broke the story ... Lindsay allegedly owed Uncle Sam $233,904 in unpaid taxes for 2009 and 2010 -- but thanks to Charlie, that number's nearly been cut in half.As we reported, Lindsay's slated to earn over $2 MILLION by the end of this year -- but who knows where that's going.

SMILLEY FACED SPIDER

Bullshit. That cannot be real. Evolution did not spawn a creature with a fucking yellow smiley face on its back. Science is lying to us. This is Theridion grallatora, a.k.a. the Happy Face Spider, a.k.a. a sick joke somebody is playing on the world's spider experts. Some think the terrifying cartoon face somehow evolved to ward off predators, presumably by convincing them that instead of seeing a spider, they're merely having a bad acid trip. Best to abandon dinner and go lie down for a bit

NO SANE MAN will cheat on KIMORRA LEE with KOLA BOOF

Its so obvious that this koka-kola boof woman is such a liar from the picture below and simple psychological assesment its obvious that no man will cheat on a woman as hot as kimora lee with kola book like 4 real

So what the fuck is she saying in het tweet

GENEVIVE EATS TURKEY!! WHO CARES

So genevive had. A thanks giving turkey like we really don't care nigerian celebs are sometimes razzz ohh even the tush onez

SWATCH QUITTING SWITZERLAND!!!!!

GENEVA — Firms that relocate from Switzerland because of the strong Swiss franc are misguided, the head of the Swatch watchmaking giant Nick Hayek said in an interview published yesterday.
Speaking to Zurich newspaper Handelszeitung, Hayek insisted that high productivity was more important than low labour rates because other countries could also see their running costs rise one day.
The Bienne-based giant's watches are still made in Switzerland and continue to sell for around 50 francs (41 euros) — the same price as in the 1980s — yet the firm still turns a tidy profit, Hayek said.
Around 90 per cent of the company's profits came from abroad, Hayek said, while 95 per cent of production was in Switzerland.
Conceding that the strong Swiss franc had impacted margins, Hayek nonetheless supported the Swiss National Bank's decision to peg the currency at 1.20 francs to the euro given the "current catastrophic conditions".
Without the central bank stepping in to prevent the franc pushing past the current limit, Switzerland's manufacturing and tourism sectors would be doomed, Hayek said.
He added that the SNB's currency measure also served as an important reminder that manufacturing played a key role in the Swiss economy.
Ceres Power may wind down operations: British clean technology company Ceres Power Holdings Plc said it may have to wind down operations after failing to secure the funds it needs to run its business, sending its stock down as much as 76 per cent.
Ceres said it was also considering a sale of the business or a cancellation of its listing.
Ceres had £10.2 million in cash as of June 30 and had said it needed to raise money by the end of September.
The company, which had revenue of £136,000 for the six months ended December. 31, 2011, is yet to report full-year results.
— AFP/Reuters

Men's Blazers

“I can go all over the world with just three outfits: a blue blazer and gray flannel pants, a gray flannel suit and black tie.”
- Pierre Cardin

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The word blazer is one of the most incorrectly applied terms in men’s fashion. It is typically used as a general reference to describe almost any suit-type jacket, but a man's “blazer” has a more specific meaning. Both a blazer and a sport coat are casual jackets that are worn on their own rather than as a part of a complete suit. Although used interchangeably, the difference between the two has more to do with their fabrication and styling. A sport coat is traditionally made with an earthy fabric like tweed or houndstooth with three buttons, flap pockets and sometimes an extra ticket pocket on one side. As the name suggests, a sport coat was once meant to assist in the untimely demise of cute, harmless animals like deer or rabbit in the English countryside. Men's blazers, on the other hand, are made of a sturdier fabric than a suit, yet smoother fabric than a sport jacket. It is usually thought of as single-breasted, but it can also come in a double-breasted ahoy matey version. Blazers also have patch pockets as opposed to flaps, and in the single-breasted variety, it comes with two metallic buttons for closure.

The polished buttons combined with a badge sewn onto the chest pocket reflect the naval birthplace of the first blazers. Although debate surrounds the exact history of the garment, one convenient tale points to the HMS Blazer and the crew’s smart uniform that included a short jacket to impress the queen in 1837. The confusion over the linguistic origin of “blazer” is fitting since it’s increasingly difficult to accurately apply it in an ever-growing sea of men’s jackets

RUNWAY FUCK UPS

Strutting down the catwalk in supersize six-inch heels can be a perilous sport - just ask the clumsy clothes horse who came a cropper, at Milan Fashion Week. Let's face it, we girls are head over heels about shoes, but put one foot wrong and those sexy skyscrapers can become a girl's worst nightmare. (Link)  

Another notable catwalk oops. In 1993, a giggling Campbell falls off 10-inch platform boots at Vivienne Westwood's runway show in Paris. The lace-up boots go on display in London's Victoria & Albert Museum, and Campbell uses another pair as a doorstopper in her London flat. (Link 1 | Link 2)

 

LOLLLLLLZ

Right dress, right sunglasses, wrong shoes! This model takes a fall after walking onto the catwalk at the Dior 2008 show, with extremely uncomfortable high inch heels. (Link | Photo

Everyone knew this brunette girl was going to make a big splash in the world of fashion someday…

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Karen Elson falls for Zac Posen. His shows are normally perfectly orchestrated, but he couldn't have foreseen this twist in the finale of his Fall 2008 collection: Karen Elson, wearing Posen's last look, took tumble on the industrial-carpeted runway. (Link | Photo)

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