FASHION FLOPS FROM MR AND MRS UYO PAGENT

I blogged earlier about the recent concluded mr and mrs UYO PAGENT the event was beautiful and all but there are some fashion abominations that where commuted in the show 

1).

My number 1 rule we should always know what to wear that goes with ure body this pants are too big or bogus ure already weighty something a little tighter could have been proffered And the Tartan material oh oh no no it doesn't look deep enough it looks dull also ure shirt is not properly tucked #justsaying the fashion house gives you 3/10 aka fashion fail 

2).

LORD GOD NO NO NOOOOOOOO THOSE SHOES ARE NOT FOR THIS RINWAY GIRLFRIEND I SAY NO THERE SHOULD BE LEGISLATION AGAINST THIS TYPE OF DREASING 

TERE IS TOO MUCH GOING ON IN THIS PICTURE MY EYES ARE BLEEDING OMG THIS IS YUR LAST WARNING  HUNTY I GIVE YOU 2/10 

3).

Ok hopefully this is just for this show dear you see this trouser wey u dey wear no try am for outside I will personally find you and u will pay a fine is this victor/Victoria or something Biko STOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!! We give you 4/10

4).

🙀🙀🙀 TURTLE NECK AND GEAN TUCKED INTO HIGH TOPS AND ACARTON COURLOUR SUIT WHATS GOING ON HERE AND WHATS WITH THAT FACE THE ONLY CUTE THING THERE IS THAT WATCH 

5).

U didn't just wear a red bow tie with a military inspired jacket na wa ohh where do u stay sef don't u have fashion tv u are fined 100k for this ensemble and that Baret nooooo 3/10 that's all u have 

FASHION FROM MR AND MRS UYO PAGENT 2014

Mr. & Miss Uniuyo is an annual event of the Students' Union Government of University of Uyo, Akwa Ibom State. It is the most passionate and concluding event of every academic year. 

The 2014 edition held under the coordination the Director of Socials/welfare: Comr. Ukeme Bassey popularly known as UkGreat.

The event which held 1st of March 2014 @ Civil Service Auditorium, Idongesit Nkanga Secretariat, Uyo, Akwa Ibom state was managed and packaged by DreamHouse Entertainment. The event featured Music, Dance, Comedy and Beauty pageantry from both male and female contestants.

The winners the queen is beautifull but her gown tho the hem looks quite unfinished 

Now this is more like it the make up and the hair and the gown it's all soo beautiful and love the accessories to go but a smaller ring would have been preferred 

Ukeme Bassey .... 

Guests at the event 

I love that jacket so English so country I give him 7/10

Fashion from Emeka Carter and Onyinye CHUKWUMAS WEDDING

Yes the off springs of billionaires marry each other this is the new trend I guess in Africa although it's not surprising tho cause I guess they roll together so it's expected all though most are gay 🙈

Emeka Carter is the only son of billionaire businessman Chief Izuchukwu Onwugbenu, chairman of Louise Carter Group, while Onyinye Chukwuma is the daughter billionaire businessman chief Innocent Chukwuma, chairman of Innoson Motors. These are some stills from Thier trad wedding 

I love the look of these ladies note Genevieve attention seeker well these ladies around he rare the real owners of min and the sisters to the bride 

Thier dressing is elegant and they are aver flowing with class I give them 8/10 

@emeka those corals are flawed and btw ure dad is a billionaire I expected more Biko this dressing is too simple u look more like a second hand guest I give u 4/10 @MAMA That head tie is belle but ure blows tho I think it's a tad too tight where in Africa btw and I really don't get the design tho well because of ure carriage tho ant those beautiful jewelry I'll give u 61/2 / 10 

FLAVOURRRR OHHH TGAT TUNIC THO SOOO COOL ITS LIKE ITS URE WEDDING ALERT PS IF URE DOING URE WEDDING AND U DONT KNOW HOW TO DRESS (men) don't invite FLAVOURRRR he will steal ure shine and ure bride I give u 8 and half you could have gotten higher shoes 

HOW TO WEAR ANIMAL PRINT AND NOT LOOK LIKE AN ANIMAL

Awk so there is an issue hear most people (with me as an exception) love animal print clothes they just can't do without it Africans especially I wander why seems its Maibe due to those our days in the jungle loll 

Well kn the serious note yes people love animal print but most times they have no idea how to shele it and wear It so an not to look like a crazy animal ie 

EXHIBIT A .....

Now that's just wrong omg 

To dress in animal print

 1).avoid over tight and body hugging clothes especially for men

2). Avoid the leathery versions if u live in Africa or the tropics that's just a fashion fail for u have no excuse to wear it or snow dey fall for your backyard abi 

3. Make sure the pattern is repeated properly. This has to do with when u are making the purchase make sure u inspect what ure buying so well when people see it they will ask :: wow where did u buy this and not Emm WHERE YOU BUY THIS KIND THING LOLL 

If u follow my suggestions then success to you you will look hot trendy with a little bit of haute class added 

FACIAL HAIR TRENDS are They in OR OUT

So going around town I've began to se this new reoccurring trend of facial hair aka beards or as we call it in naija bear bear loll . Yeah beard is essential it gives u your personal distinction and most ladies seem to like it ....but there are different to a beard 

1. The crazy full beard 

It's common with delinquents and professors and some mad men in my area but it's cool tho ure easily the centre of attention 

2.we have the goatee 

Common with Johnny depp and a host of some other black men it's kinda nice and u have this evil look of mischief 

Or you could go all the way and add a little khal drogo-ishness

More styles of beards are (I don't know Thier names free me jor )😼😼😼🙀

HOW TO STYLE NIKE AIR MAX 2014

So nike recently released it's new over priced but seriously cool shoe into the air max family . For an average person this will set u back about 28000 so beware b4 u opt to purchase 

 

And onece you get it you have to know how to wear it so as not to create a magical mess of ure self . You have to get some essentials wich u will need to style and get a look that's def going to turn heads loll (that's the point) 

1.denim shirt (preferably dark blue)

2. Black gean (slim fit )

3. A tank top 

4. A sweat shirt 

That said u could tie the denim on if it's long sleeve but u must wear if short 

Ensure u don't over wear clothing especially if ure in Africa or a tropical region or ull look like one big DRAMA QUEEEN . That said try to look as light as possible . Avoid the drama 

 

Being Bad in BLACK•••••

Well still on the toilet seat 

happy new year guys thanks for the 1m views xoxoxo 

So down to business 

Who has noticed the new trend going out and about it's really one for the history books for the first time black is being considered hot 

Most times we dread and gag over it due to its heat retention qualities and it ain't just plain and simple ••••••preety 

But it seems as the phrase goes "BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL" black is indeed beautiful when touched with a more prominent colour ie .GOLD OR YELLOW OR OXBLOOD OR BLUE OR EVEN WHITE .

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So I want evry one who has not started considering it to well consider it. Starting now get a black ensemble and workK it Fierce 

WARNING::: Please do not use black and light red or pink it's just cheesy and plain ass wrong 

Best present for your boyfriend on Boxing Day

Many cute ladies have been buzzing me asking what they should get for their bffs for Boxing Day 

Wellll it all depends on how much ure willing to spend 

And how much ure worth

That said 

For the little babes with not enough cash 

We'll I think u can get him a pair of cool cuff links yeah like cheap ones that are cool 

 

It will set u back about 8k 

For the middle class hmmm a good perfume lemme suggest INVICTUS by PACO RABANE I've used it it's really good it will set u back hmmm 14k 

Now for the high class garls and ladies well go out gun blazing get him a swatch blackie 2013 model it's cool and brilliant I just got one this morning for my self 

It will set u back about 31k but who cares ....make sure to keep the reciept so if the bobo wan talk none sence u collect ure property pursue am 

What's up with leather shirts

Still on the toilet seat......

A new trend emerging .......

LEather shirts 

Yeah if you've notice many young boys these days are wearing it 

Personally I think it's kinda a cool idea .....

I first encountered leather shirts in the hot markets of onitcha I hoped the concept will stay and die there 

To my surprise it seems the evil vermin has crawled into the heart of the nigerian male youth hmmm 

Evry where u go 

Evry mall in Lagos 

Every cinema etc 

Leather shirts 

My issue with it is te heat problem 

These shirts will be good in Russia or Canada or somewhere in the North Pole but not in Nigeria .....

Biko have u guys felt the heat ..... Wow well I guess it's fashion and it's versatile so let me 

Shut up my big mouth and see if the male African youth will escape from this evil spell of leather shirts 

........feel free to leave your comment 

?Are TIMBERLANDS Making a come back

So I just sat down on the toilet sit 

And as I looked into the deep of empty nothingness I decided to have a flashback of school / before this little winter break ....

I realized something I missed ... Timberlands 

Yeahhhh remember them late 99 to 2003 ish period we'll they are beginning so surface everywhere you turn these days from Lagos to port harcourt to Abuja even sokoto boys are now having a craving for Timberlands 

 

An original one can set u back like 50 to 70k 

But don't fear dear readers for u can get em cheap at your local BSB ((benson select boutique)) hahahhahaha for about 7k 

Leave your comment and tell me what u think 

Have YOU SEEN THE BURNER BOY GLASSES

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I Doubt if they are official 

Or burner Boi knows something about it 

Well it's a cool concept 

Nice shape 

It's nice tho and doesn't give you head pains and nausea like some freaky cheap shades 

Arlen “Griff” Griffin, Chris Mapane & Mel Jones join Basketmouth at monthly comedy showcase

Johannesburg, 22 April 2013: Upping the comedy ante at this week’s edition of Comedy Central Presents…Live at Parker’s are “Griff” (@2TRILLION), Chris Mapane  (@ChrisMapane) and Mel Jones (@IAmMelJones),who join Nigerian comedy superstarBasketmouth (@Basket_Mouth) at the stand-out stand-up gig. 

Congratulations to our double ticket winners!

Mphiwa Ndumo 
Shalindra Ramnarain 
Bridgette Tsheole 
Estine Peitler
Tlhologelo Makweya

Enjoy the show!

Bringing his own inimitable brand of comedy to legendary comedy venue Parker’s Comedy & Jive (@ParkersComedy), Basketmouth, a.k.a. Bright Okpocha, is the leading light of the Nigerian comedy scene, making waves around the globe with his free-flowing storytelling and enthusiastic comedic performances.  Basketmouth’s profile has never been higher, with huge demand for his comedy gigs both at home and internationally, including an upcoming tour of Europe in April 2013.  When he’s not touring, you can regularly find Basketmouth presiding over the comedic chaos at MTV Base’s late night TV show, The Big Friday Show (MTV Base, DStv Channel 322), a joyous mash up of music, comedy, celebrities, pranks and news.

California native, Arlen “Griff” Griffin fulfilled a lifetime ambition to become a comedian after starting out at three years old entertaining patients at the convalescent homes where his mother worked.  After working the geriatric circuit for a couple of summers, Griffin’s destiny was settled and he has since made a name for himself as one of the leading comedians and on-air personalities in the USA, where he regularly opens for acts such as Beyoncé, New Edition, Mo’Nique, D.L. Hughley, Fred Hammond, Donnie McClurkin, Dottie Peoples, Mary Maryand more.  

Chris Mapane is a South African comedian who has been on the comedy scene for around 7 years, thanks to his extremely infectious energy and powerful on-stage presence.  Mapane’sstar started shining back in the days when he mentored So You Think You Are Funnycontestants, which led to being on the same stage with the likes of Terry Pheto and Lira,Brandy, Regina King and Vivica A Fox at the SA Sports Awards.  His skills earned him anIkusasa Comedian of the Year nomination in 2012 as well as the opportunity to host the Olympics sendoff event for the South African Swimming Team and the Telkom Foundation “Beacon Of Hope” event, to mention just a few.  Featured in Destiny Man’s Power of 40, Mapane has recently tried his hand at acting, featuring in the David Kau directed film Taxi Ride, where he plays the lead. 

A product of the Cape Comedy Collective's Comedy Lab workshops, Mel Jones burst into the limelight with signature confidence and sexy style.  This single mother brings her perspective as a young Capetonian woman looking in vain for “Mr.  Right”, to the great amusement and enlightenment of all.  Jones was fondly received at the Spier Amphitheatre only 6 short weeks after doing her very first open mic slot at the Cape Comedy Club.  Since then, you may have seen her on SABC 3's Comedy Showcase and the Phat Joe Show.  Her shows, Doing It For The Money and Still Doing It With Tracy Klass have been big Cape Town hits, along with her presence on 94.5 Kfm since 2003.  In fact, it was her stage performance that led her to radio when - while being interviewed on the station - she was asked to join the team.  

Tickets for Comedy Central Presents Basketmouth Live at Parker’s are available atwww.parkerscomedy.com, direct from Computicket, or at the door at Parker’s Comedy & Jive, Montecasino, priced R120.    

Comedy Central Presents BasketMouth Live at Parkers premieres on Comedy Central (DStv Channel 122) on Friday 14 June 2013 at 20:55 CAT. 

Launched in sub-Saharan Africa just under 18 months ago, Comedy Central has successfully lured South Africa’s top comics into hosting its regularmonthly stand-up gig.  Among the many brilliant funnymen and women to grace the stage at Parker’s Comedy & Jive have been Chris Forrest, Kurt Schoonraad, Tumi Morake, Al Prodgers, Joey Rasdien, Barry Hilton, Loyiso Gola, Tats Nkon