MOVIE REVIEW OF PASSANGERS --------#FUN

ON THE TOILET SEAT

 DO NOT TAKE ME TOO SERIOUS
IF YOU COMMENT ABOUT MY SPELLING ERRORS I WILL FIND U --


THE OPENING SCENE WAS QUITE PREDICTABLE WITH A SPACE SHIP APPEARING OUT F DEEP SPACE  KINDA MAKES YOU WANDER WHERE IT HAS BEEN BEFORE IT SUDDENLY APPEARS OUT OF LITERALLY NO-WHERE

WE ARE INTRODUCED TO A FORMAL A.I  OR RATHER ANDROID AS HE LIKES TO CALL HIMSELF ----------THE HUMAN FEEL OF THE AI SORRY ANDROID WAS QUITE PROPER AND DIDNT FEEL LIKE ANOTHER SCIFI CLICHE
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WE ARE INTRODUCED TO JIM (CHRISS PRATT0 HIS CHISELED FACE AND OHH HIS ASS
..... THE CAMERA IS SOO OBSESSED WITH HIS ASS
LIKE THE DIRECTOR AND SCRIPT WRITER FOUND EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW US MORE OF HIS ASS

FOR LACK OF SCRIPT WRITING THE WRITERS LETS US THROUGH A LONG BORING PROCESS OF LETTING  JIM ADD  A lot of weight which is just awkward since hes in a mega space ship with loads of stuff to do but he decides to eat and add weight and forgets to shave apparently its one long november
he soon gets obsessed with the comatose  sorry hibernated AURORA (JENNIFER LAWRENCE)

HE DECIDES TO SHAVE AND HUNT DOWN HIS HOT BODY AND DOES THE UNTHINKABLE ............... LATER ON AURORA IS AWAKE AND COMES TO REALISE THAT THEY WOKE UP TOO SOON  90 YEARS TOO SOON #NO SHIT

SHE FALLS FOR JIM SINCE APPARENTLY HE IS THE ONY MAN AWAKE ON THE SHIP DUH !!!!!!!!! AND THE OTHER HIBERNATED MEN ARE ALL LIMP   #WINK
THE DIRECTOR  USES THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW US MORE ASS SCENES OF JIM
I MEAN CHRIS PRATTS ASS DESERVES AN AWARD  MOST ASS SCENE SHOWN IN A NONE PORN MOVIE

BTW -- THERE IS A HORRIBLE SCENE OF AURORA(LAwrence ) WALKING IN SLOW MOTION  REALLY HORRID STUFF
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THE MOVIE GETS QUITE BORING HERE SO THE DIRECTORS MAKE THEM HAVE MORE SEX AND SHOW MORE ASS
THEY EVEN HAVE SOME SEX ON THE TABLE LOLL --- HORNY SPACE DOGS

AURORA KINDA BECOMES JIMS SPONSOR SINCE SHE IS A GOLD CLASS PASSENGER ........... HE BEGINS TO EAT SOME GOOD ASS FOOD
JIM KINDA KILLS THE LAST ROSE IN SPACE TRYING TO IMPRESS HER

THE ROSE HAS ITS VENGEANCE AS  IT RELEASES SOME TOXINS THAT MAKES THE ROBOT  SORRY AI  SORRY ANDROID  SPILL SOME MUCH HIDDEN TEA ( SEACRETS )
LIKE HE TOTALLY FUKED THINGS UP  JUST AS JIM IS ABOUT TO PROPOSE  #FUKEDUPANDROID

SHIT GETS SERIOUS
AURORA(LAWRENCE) BEGINS TO SHAKE AND BEHAVE REALLY MAD
I MEAN OSCAR DESERVING REACTIONS FROM HER

NO MORE FREE FOOD JIM NO MORE SEX JIM   -- NO MORE ASS AUDIENCE

THE SPACE SHIP BEGINS TO ACT WONKY AND GO MAD
DID I MENTION HOW RUDE THE COMPUTER SYSTEM IS IT JUST TALKS ANY HOW DESERVES A SLAP

A THIRD PERSON WAKES ___GUS MANCUSO (LAWRENCE FISHBONE) HE IS QUICKLY KILLED OF BY THE DIRECTORS LIKE HE WAS THERE FOR JUST 15 MINUTES
AND APPARENTLY HE IS DYING BUT IS OBSESSED WITH HIS LOOKS LIKE SERIOUSLY THO
THE SHIP BEGINS TO GO ROGUE AND JUST WANTS TO KILL EVERY ONE ON BOARD I MEAN I DONT BLAME IT ITS BEEN FORCED TO FERRY THIS 5000 UNGRATEFUL PEOPLE THROUGH SPACE TO ANOTHER PLANET AND THE DECIDE TO SPILL CEREAL ALL AROUND  ------- FUK I WOULD GO ROUGE

JIM AND AURORA DECIDE TO SAVE THEMSELVES SORRY THE SHIP
AURORA HAS THE SLOWEST RUN EVER I MEAN COMMON YOUR MAN IS IN DANGER AND U JUST STROLLING AND JUMPING #GURLBYE
THE SAVE THE SHIP  SORRY JIM  SAVES THE SHIP
AND THEY HAD TO COPPY A SCENE FROM  MISSION TO MARS  THE FAMOUS SCENE BUT THIS IS A MORE HORRIBLE VERSION #rolls eyes

SOME GOOD FEMINISM AS AURORA(LAWRENCE) IS THE HERO OF THE DAY

AND DAMN DID I MENTION THAT THE SHIPS COMPUTER  IS SO RUDE  -- IT JUST SAYS PATIENT IS DEAD

AURORA TRYING TO AUTHORISE THE COMPUTER TOTALLY FORGETS THE CODES I MEAN SHES A PULITZER PRIZE WINNER OR NOBLE LAUREATE


OR WHAtever WHAT RUBISH

AND BTW JIM HAS BEEN DEAD NOW FOR LIKE FOREVER LIKE DEAD DEAD DEAD \

SHE DOES SOME CRAZY PROCEDURE LIKE SOME GI-JOE SHIT AND JIM COMES BACK TO LIFE #ROLLINGMYEYES
THE MOVIE ENDS ON A LIGHTER NOTE
SOMEHOW JIM IS STILL HOT AND UNSCRATCHED THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE ORDEAL #GETREALHOLLIWOOD

MY OVERALL REACTION 

NO OSCARS FOR U SORRY 

PERSONAL RATING 6.5/10

SHADE OF THE DAY

The shade on buharri is just epic
On a serious note tho

Mallam we need fuel
U are the petroleum minister or are u not again 

DIMEJI ALARA . .. IN ORANGE CULTURE AS HE DUMPS GENEVIEVE MAGAZINE

IN OTHER NEWS DIMEJI ALARA ... OR DIM DIM AS YOU FASHION PEOPLE CALL HIM HAVE (HAFF) LEFT (RAN-AWAY FROM) GENEVIEVE MAGAZINE
AN INSIDER CLAIMS HE HAS BEEN HAVING ISSUES HITH THE PUBLISHERS FOR A WHILE NOW ..--WELL THAT IS NOT OUR BUSINESS TODAY
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IN HIS DRAMATIC FASHION TO CELEBRATE HIS GREATE ESCAPE FROM THE CLUTCHES OF GENEVIEVE HE RELEASES SOME "HOT" NEW PICTURES
FOR YOU ALL TO GAWK AND BASK IN THE BEAUTY OF HIS LIGHT SKIN LOLLL

THE WORLD SAYS NO TO ANOREXIA IN FASHION

An Yves Saint Laurent ad has been banned for featuring a model with a visible rib cage and knees and thighs of a similar width.

The ad, which appeared in Elle UK magazine, featured a black-and-white photo of a woman described by the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) as “unhealthily underweight”, wearing a short black dress and high heels and lying on the floor with her eyes closed.

BUT WHY THO .

THIS IS NOT SEXY 1 BIT 

IT WOULNT EVEN SELL 

ARE THEY TRYING TO PREACH HUNGER 

WE ALL KNOW HOW TO DRAW STICK FIGURES 

#JUST SAYING

Why are we really interested in Caitlyn Jenner?

so  after years of media speculations , a gold medal , a reality series , drama , arguments , tears, a divorce , manslaughter caitlyn jenner is born 

like a phoenix the old bruce is gone ,and from the ashes and pain emerges an elegant and beautiful caitlyn

just looking at the pictures i tend to forget its the same person .same old bruce jenner old tired father of the kardershian clan 

its all a matter of second chances i think we are drawn to the reality and possibility of a renewal . accepting our selves and just  moving on with life and not taking no for an  answer . 

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A VERY MODERN KIMONO

So YOU ALL KNOW I AM IN LOVE WITH EVERYTHING ORIENTAL. 
SAW THIS LOOK AND I HAD TO POST IS AS THE  LOOK OF THE DAY
ABEBAYO LOOKING EXTREMELY FAB IN THIS KIMONO LOVING THE LACK OF COLOUR AND THE COLOUR CONCENTRATE ON THE SANDAL

ABEBAYO ALWAYS SLAYS #TRUTH
HOPE TO WORK WITH HIM SOON😐😐😐😐
#NOWSTALKING-ABEBAYOS LOOKS

BRITNEY IS BACK!!!!!!

After the shaved hair issues
Baby DADDY DRAMA
THE DRUGS 
REHAB  ETC
IT SEEMS SHE IS BACK AND WE HOPE SHE STAYS THIS TIME
I SEE THE SPIRIT MADONNA IN HER

MAYBE HER CARRRER IS JUST RE BLOOMING
She slayed on stage at the bill board awards ....

OH .NO DENCIA. ... WHEN ETHNIC GOES TECHNO

Ok BEEN SLEEPING FOR A WHILE .
THE BILLBOARD AWARDS HAVE COME AND HAVE GONE CHEERS TO ALL THE WINNERS #TAYLORSWIFT

....NOW IN OTHER NEWS DENCIA DANCIA
U KNOW WE LOVE YOU .
IT'S NOT EASY GOING TO ANY AWARD SHOW WE KNOW AND U MAY WANT TO IMPRESS BUT WHEN U TRY TO OVER IMPRESS U BECOME A MESS ..

FIRST OF ALL LET ME SAY
THE OUTFIT IT SELF IS SPLENDID .
LOVE THE ETHNIC FEEL
ALMOST A TAD RETRO

FASHION STATEMENT OR GADGET THE I WATCH

With the expected launch next month of the Apple Watch, the company’s first new product in five years, Apple will be stepping into new territory.

To conquer the marketplace, the watch will have to appeal not only as a gadget but as a fashion statement, a fact tacitly acknowledged by Apple's decision to launch its advertising campaign with a 12-page insert in the March issue of Vogue.

The company isn’t talking about plans for marketing the Apple Watch in advance of its much-touted "Spring Forward" event on Monday, but it clearly intends to keep a tight grip on initial sales and distribution, leaving many retailers guessing about when - or if - they'll be able to sell it.

Sources with direct knowledge of the matter said that Best Buy Co Inc, one of the largest sellers of Apple products, may not get the watch at launch time, though the company wouldn't comment on the situation.

SWATCH FALLS POORLY INTO THE SMART WATCH MARKET

My first glance at it , the Touch Zero One just looks like a new version of the Swatch Touch, a watch with minimal touch functionality that has been around for four years or so. But the Touch Zero One does indeed have enough features to qualify it as "smart." The curved screen and backlighting of the original Touch are combined with the touchscreen accuracy that we expect today, and there will even be an accompanying smartphone app, although Swatch hasn't said if that means iOS, Android, or both.

The short story is that the Touch Zero One is aiming to fit more in the fitness tracker category than the full-fledged, do everything wearable. That means no email, text, or phone call notifications, nor does it control any media playback on your smartphone. What makes it a tad odd is that instead of focusing on general activity or sports tracking, it has several features specific for volleyball.

RESORT SS15 BY TZAR IAN

Exclusive pictures  look book
Rezort by TZAR I am
Styled by ??
Model maneqenn

My opinion
Exiting  I love how the retro aproach was taken  and meshed into modernity

Style profile =uzoamaka NWANEKA abuba

Uzoamaka Nwaneka is a Nigerian/ American actress She is known for her role as Suzanne "Crazy Eyes" Warren on the Netflix television seriesOrange Is the New Black (2013–present), for which she won the 2014 Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series and the 2015 Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series.

And she is proving to us that aside those orange jumpsuits she is quite a FASHIONISTA
WE ARE WATCHING 😊😊😊

She was spotted in a ZAC POSEN 😍😍😍😍

KENZO pre runway W.15 AT NYFW

As EXPECTED
LOADS OF COLOUR
I'M IN LOVE

THE ABILITY OF THE KENZO TEAM TO TURN CONVENTIONAL INTO COLOURFULL IS JUST BEAUTIFUL
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