MOVIE REVIEW OF PASSANGERS --------#FUN

ON THE TOILET SEAT

DO NOT TAKE ME TOO SERIOUS
IF YOU COMMENT ABOUT MY SPELLING ERRORS I WILL FIND U --

THE OPENING SCENE WAS QUITE PREDICTABLE WITH A SPACE SHIP APPEARING OUT F DEEP SPACE KINDA MAKES YOU WANDER WHERE IT HAS BEEN BEFORE IT SUDDENLY APPEARS OUT OF LITERALLY NO-WHERE

WE ARE INTRODUCED TO A FORMAL A.I OR RATHER ANDROID AS HE LIKES TO CALL HIMSELF ----------THE HUMAN FEEL OF THE AI SORRY ANDROID WAS QUITE PROPER AND DIDNT FEEL LIKE ANOTHER SCIFI CLICHE
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WE ARE INTRODUCED TO JIM (CHRISS PRATT0 HIS CHISELED FACE AND OHH HIS ASS
..... THE CAMERA IS SOO OBSESSED WITH HIS ASS
LIKE THE DIRECTOR AND SCRIPT WRITER FOUND EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW US MORE OF HIS ASS

FOR LACK OF SCRIPT WRITING THE WRITERS LETS US THROUGH A LONG BORING PROCESS OF LETTING JIM ADD A lot of weight which is just awkward since hes in a mega space ship with loads of stuff to do but he decides to eat and add weight and forgets to shave apparently its one long november
he soon gets obsessed with the comatose sorry hibernated AURORA (JENNIFER LAWRENCE)

HE DECIDES TO SHAVE AND HUNT DOWN HIS HOT BODY AND DOES THE UNTHINKABLE ............... LATER ON AURORA IS AWAKE AND COMES TO REALISE THAT THEY WOKE UP TOO SOON 90 YEARS TOO SOON #NO SHIT

SHE FALLS FOR JIM SINCE APPARENTLY HE IS THE ONY MAN AWAKE ON THE SHIP DUH !!!!!!!!! AND THE OTHER HIBERNATED MEN ARE ALL LIMP #WINK
THE DIRECTOR USES THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW US MORE ASS SCENES OF JIM
I MEAN CHRIS PRATTS ASS DESERVES AN AWARD MOST ASS SCENE SHOWN IN A NONE PORN MOVIE

BTW -- THERE IS A HORRIBLE SCENE OF AURORA(LAwrence ) WALKING IN SLOW MOTION REALLY HORRID STUFF
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THE MOVIE GETS QUITE BORING HERE SO THE DIRECTORS MAKE THEM HAVE MORE SEX AND SHOW MORE ASS
THEY EVEN HAVE SOME SEX ON THE TABLE LOLL --- HORNY SPACE DOGS

AURORA KINDA BECOMES JIMS SPONSOR SINCE SHE IS A GOLD CLASS PASSENGER ........... HE BEGINS TO EAT SOME GOOD ASS FOOD
JIM KINDA KILLS THE LAST ROSE IN SPACE TRYING TO IMPRESS HER

THE ROSE HAS ITS VENGEANCE AS IT RELEASES SOME TOXINS THAT MAKES THE ROBOT SORRY AI SORRY ANDROID SPILL SOME MUCH HIDDEN TEA ( SEACRETS )
LIKE HE TOTALLY FUKED THINGS UP JUST AS JIM IS ABOUT TO PROPOSE #FUKEDUPANDROID

SHIT GETS SERIOUS
AURORA(LAWRENCE) BEGINS TO SHAKE AND BEHAVE REALLY MAD
I MEAN OSCAR DESERVING REACTIONS FROM HER

NO MORE FREE FOOD JIM NO MORE SEX JIM -- NO MORE ASS AUDIENCE

THE SPACE SHIP BEGINS TO ACT WONKY AND GO MAD
DID I MENTION HOW RUDE THE COMPUTER SYSTEM IS IT JUST TALKS ANY HOW DESERVES A SLAP

A THIRD PERSON WAKES ___GUS MANCUSO (LAWRENCE FISHBONE) HE IS QUICKLY KILLED OF BY THE DIRECTORS LIKE HE WAS THERE FOR JUST 15 MINUTES
AND APPARENTLY HE IS DYING BUT IS OBSESSED WITH HIS LOOKS LIKE SERIOUSLY THO
THE SHIP BEGINS TO GO ROGUE AND JUST WANTS TO KILL EVERY ONE ON BOARD I MEAN I DONT BLAME IT ITS BEEN FORCED TO FERRY THIS 5000 UNGRATEFUL PEOPLE THROUGH SPACE TO ANOTHER PLANET AND THE DECIDE TO SPILL CEREAL ALL AROUND ------- FUK I WOULD GO ROUGE

JIM AND AURORA DECIDE TO SAVE THEMSELVES SORRY THE SHIP
AURORA HAS THE SLOWEST RUN EVER I MEAN COMMON YOUR MAN IS IN DANGER AND U JUST STROLLING AND JUMPING #GURLBYE
THE SAVE THE SHIP SORRY JIM SAVES THE SHIP
AND THEY HAD TO COPPY A SCENE FROM MISSION TO MARS THE FAMOUS SCENE BUT THIS IS A MORE HORRIBLE VERSION #rolls eyes

SOME GOOD FEMINISM AS AURORA(LAWRENCE) IS THE HERO OF THE DAY

AND DAMN DID I MENTION THAT THE SHIPS COMPUTER IS SO RUDE -- IT JUST SAYS PATIENT IS DEAD

AURORA TRYING TO AUTHORISE THE COMPUTER TOTALLY FORGETS THE CODES I MEAN SHES A PULITZER PRIZE WINNER OR NOBLE LAUREATE

OR WHAtever WHAT RUBISH

AND BTW JIM HAS BEEN DEAD NOW FOR LIKE FOREVER LIKE DEAD DEAD DEAD \

SHE DOES SOME CRAZY PROCEDURE LIKE SOME GI-JOE SHIT AND JIM COMES BACK TO LIFE #ROLLINGMYEYES
THE MOVIE ENDS ON A LIGHTER NOTE
SOMEHOW JIM IS STILL HOT AND UNSCRATCHED THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE ORDEAL #GETREALHOLLIWOOD